Sunday, November 14, 2010

Welcome to Philippine Government Toilets

A fellow complained that there is no ballpen to complete port of entry forms at the the Philippine Bureau of Immigration. He requested for reforms in PNoy's FB page.

I told him: "Isama mo na rin ang TISSUE sa mga toilets ng government facilities and schools na punong-puno na ng patong-patong na nilalangaw na ebak."

QUESTION: Sir John, bakit palaging barado ang mga toilet ng public schools at patong-patong na ang tae? ANSWER: dahil walang tubig, walang tissue. Pag-pasok ng estudyante sa toilet may medyas pa, paglabas wala na. Kaya nababara.

QUESTION on Chat: Sir John ano ang suggested solution mo?

ANSWER: make it a take-out counter, provide a cheap plastic bag. you shit in the plastic, use your socks to wipe yourself clean, take-out the plastic bag, and mail it by LBC to Malacanang c/o the Jueteng Bagman. Don't forget to tie it with a Yellow Ribbon.