An Act Disallowing All Government Officials from Seeking Hospitalization and Medical Treatment outside Government Hospitals

Question: Sir John, I miss your revolutionary messages. Kung ikaw maging Senador, ano batas i-sponsor mo para gumanda ang public hospital services?

ANSWER: "An Act Disallowing All Government Officials from Seeking Hospitalization and Medical Treatment outside Government Hospitals". Pag sila makinabang nyan, pagagandahin nila yan. Gagawa na rin tayo ng similar Act sa Public Schools para bawal na mga anak ng Government Officials na mag-aral sa private schools

Age and Weight Gain

People gain weight as they grow older because as they work, they realize the value of money, and start eating the left-overs of their children.

Why Some Humans Don't Eat Pork

QUESTION: Sir John, why do people don't eat pigs?

ANSWER: One major reason is religious in sense, the Quoran and Bible says pigs should not be eaten by humans. But for me, we have to take into account also the timeframe of the writing of the scriptures.

During those times when they were still writing the scriptures, there is no such thing as toilet bowl and septic tank. People shit directly on the ground like how we now see dogs and chickens do it. In the past, civilizations domesticate pigs primarily for sanitary purpose like janitors -- the pigs will eat around the feces of humans and other animals.

Coprophagia is the consumption of feces, from the Greek κόπρος copros ("feces") and φαγεῖν phagein ("to eat"). Pigs, like other insects such as flies, will eat the feces of herbivores that leave a significant amount of semi-digested matter. In certain cultures, it was common for poor families to collect horse feces to feed their pigs. Pigs are also known to eat their own feces and even human feces as well. (Wikipedia)

In the present, modern livestock production methods already provide pigs with clean feeds like corn, the pigs take a bath in a regular manner, the pigs shit are cleaned-up and washed with water in a timely manner, and some farm pigs even get vaccination than many humans don't get.

Yup! Many poor people don't get the care that modern pigs get. In the Philippines alone, there are around 5 million people who live lives less-cared compared to pigs while the Philippine Government corruption is getting worse. Most of these poor people lives in Mindanao where I was born.

If the scriptures were written in modend times, I am not sure if it will say "dirty" about the pigs industry that feeds billions of human beings.

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I dedicate this blog to my nephews Paolo, Coco, Romrom, and Aaron. These boys gave me this cap below as a 2011 New Year present.

Pornography

Porn-aided masturbation reduces sex-related offenses and population growth rate. Pag nag-jakul at nilabasan na, hindi na yan mag-hahanap ng makantot.

Actually, bawal ang porn sa Pilipinas. Dapat ipag bawal yan. Pero eh Professionals nga sa Pinas ang daming FAKE Profesionals, lalo na Real Estate Agents. Ewan ko kung anong ginagawa ng gobyerno. Kawawang Pilipinas, hihintayin nyo pa ako ng 18 years para maging Presidente at nang malinis na yang mga yan!

Ang Porn ay bawal yan sa 18YO below. Pero hindi yan bawal sa above 18 na. Pero dahil yan ay binibenta sa bangketa, kahit bata nakaka-bili, dyan tayo nagkakaproblema. If we look back, tama ang direction ni Bayani Fernando na buwagin ang mga sidewalk vendors. Tama rin ang direction ng Movies Regulatory Board na buwagin yang mga nagbebenta ng pirated/porn DVDs. Yang mga RAID, pwedeng gawin, Pero ang pinakamalaki nating problema ay ay Internet dahil fully accessible na ang porn sa Internet at imposibleng mapigilan.

In short, dapat hanapan natin ng paraan na ma-gamit natin ang spirit ng Porn to achieve a positive end. Eto ang challenge na malaki. Kaya yan nandyan yang post ko dyan sa pinaka-taas para mag-isip tayo na meron din palang silbi yang Porn.

Porn is a very effective technique to brainwash the mind of the youth on the ideal features of beauty and sexy. If we, Filipinos, will only see caucasian and blondie porn stars, we will tend to be brainwashed that caucasian and blond is the benchmark of what is beautiful and sexy.

With the internet, porn is unstoppable.

I am kind of nationalistic. I want to see more brown people as porn stars.

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Ang Porn ay talagang merong MORAL ISSUES yan. Maraming Biblical passage na nagsasabi na kasalanan ang porn. So, it is the church that should play an active role in advocating against porn.

Atsaka maraming conservative persons na feeling nila na-violate ang kanilang rights pag merong nag-papalabas ng porn. So porn enthusiasts have to be "careful" NOT TO BE EXHIBITIONISTS when it comes to pornography. Porn has to be kept in an extremely private manner.

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The RCC have my full support in advocating AGAINST the RH Bill. Marami akong advocacy na mahirap ilaban. Pero RH Bill, chicken lang, madaling-madali itumba ang RH Bill. Marami akong droplines pangontra sa RH Bill.

But I believe that porn-aided masturbation is an alternative to sex. The more masturbation, the lesser the sex, the lesser possibility of population explosion and unwanted pregnancies. Pero dapat merong privacy, hindi pwedeng lantaran, hindi pwede ang exhibitionism.

Of course the RCC will have to be on an absolute position to say NO TO PORN -- meron silang moral ground na dapat depensahan. Pwede ko tulungan ang RCC against porn pero hanggang PRIVACY issues lang para mapihilan ang porn exhibitionism.

Pero kung ako tatanungin kung ano ang benefit ng Porn, ayun dapat kong sabihin kung ano ang totoo -- nakakatulong talaga ang porn-aided masturbation sa population control.

LGUs should have Free Crematory Service Facilities

Cremation services costs P23,000. Burial costs even higher. This is the reason why poor people fall in line in the houses of corrupt politicians to seek burial assistance. This is also the reason why cadavers are displayed in sugalan for months to raise burial funds. If I become Senator someday, one of my priority Legislation is the mandatory acquisition and operation of LGUs of Free Crematory Service Facility in every Municipality -- dito ko ibubuhos ang Pork Barrel ko.

Sa mga ilog, patay na tao lang ang fini-fish-out. Hindi na kinukuha ng gobyerno ang mga patay na aso at pusa, hinahayaan na lang ubusin ng langaw. Eh saan kaya pupunta yung langaw pagkatapos, diba dadapo din sa mga plato ng mga mahihirap na households? CREMATORIUMS, yan ang wala ang public sector sa Pinas.

Lahat na Sobra, Pangit ang Resulta

Basta in short, pag sobra daw kakakain ng asukal eh magka-diabetes.

Pag sobra naman kakakain ng asin eh magka-kidney-renal failure.

Pag sobra sa kakakain ng taba at alcohol eh magkaka liver-sirosis.

Pag sobra sa protein o karne eh magkaka dandruff.

Pag sobra sa sex eh magkaka lower-back-pain.

Pag sobrang tahimik eh magkaka bad breath.

Pag sobrang pag-babasa eh mag-kakagrado ang mata.

Pag sobrang involvement sa sports eh magkaka-injury.

Pag sobrang tulog eh magkakabilbil ang batok.

Pag sobrang iwas sa pagkain eh mas lalong gaganahang kumain at tataba.

Pag sobrang pakikinig sa pastor eh magiging fanatic.

Lahat na sobra, pangit ang resulta.

Kulang pa 'tong nasa listahan ko, pero baka sumobra eh maging boring na ang kanta.